2011

2 Game of the Weeks

Sep 9, 2011 Scott BAO

Champ is here vs Coach Moulton

So I woke up in the middle of the night and, I must have been sleep walking because I was in this forrest and Lady Galadriel was waiting for me in front of her mirror. She poured some cool, clear, water into the mirror bowl and told me to look in. I really just wanted to drink some cause it looked so refreshing, and I smoked a bowl right b4 bed and was kinda thirsty....

When I looked in I saw our league. But it wasn't our league. It was a few years later and it was controlled by Degens. Andy and Scuba had moved on with their families. Dave left cause there was no scuba. Jon already proved success so he sailed into the West. Zuehlke quit and joined his work league with a $500 buy-in. And Ryan left because, he just has no more patience for us anymore. I'm surprised he still hangs out with us after all this time. Especially after that Galena Fire debacle. Only Goblins, Moultons and a Forry remain. Brad won it all last year. If a Moulton wins again this year, it is what will come to pass if the others should fail. The FF league is breaking. It has already begun. So then I f*cked Galadriel and went back to bed.

The NFL's first game is the rematch of last years SuperBowl. It's only fitting that the GOTW is the rematch of last years MoultonBowl. Here's a Stewart Scott Stat for ya: Rob has never beaten Brad. He's 0-5 for his career. Brad has beaten him by an average of 28.66 in all 5 games. It is the longest current streak in the league. That is RE-DUNKULOUS!

Let's talk about the Champ for a sec. He joined the league in 07 after taking over for Matt's sh*tty team and got all the way to the finals but lost to Jon. The following year he missed the playoffs (that was the year he claimed Scuba screwed him. We all remember that argument. Largest one in league history) In 09 he lost to Ryan in the Finals. And then last year he made it to the Finals again and finally claimed his first ring. He is the real deal. I mean, come on, he didn't keep Manning! The league hangs by the edge of a knife. Who will step up and save the league? Is it Pat? The New Hope? Actually, if he wins I'm done. Thus proving that FF is soooo randomly gay.

The Game of the Week is brought to you by... Fantasy Football Consulting, Inc. We dedicate our LIVES to Fantasy so you don't have to. Playoffs, or your money back. (Chicago, IL & Los Angeles, CA)

Week 5 KIRBY

The Commish Bowl

The Commish Bowl

Being the commish brings great power. And with great power comes.... great.... big... Advantages.

1.You can schedule waivers around your work schedule.
2.Create points that compliment your players.
3.Create your own set of rules.
4.Be final say in just about any topic or argument.
5.Tell brad to shut the fuck up and screw him into making the playoffs.
6.You have a better chance of being successful in this league.

Many argue that Scuba is the most successful franchise in FF league history. As commish he did quite well. From 04-08 his career wins during that time was 36-29. He finished with the 2nd best record in the last three years of that run. He has a 3rd place finish, and, let's not forget the Back 2 Back championship 05-06. No team as EVER done that. Not too bad of a record when you're the commish. Now lets see what watts did during that time.... Here's a Stewert Scott Stat for ya:

Scuba's record during his time on the Iron Throne was 36-29. Watts record was 29-36. That means Scuba won as many games as Watts lost. And Watts total amount of wins was the same as Scubas losses... So... when you flip them around... you get umm.... when, aaaaaaah Okay I'm done.

Watts hasn't done sh*t. He had a 2nd place finish waaaaay back in 04 and a 3rd place finish in 07. That same year was the only year he had a better record than Scuba. Think about that..... Only one year... Oh, AND he finished 6-7. Scuba finished 4-9. Actually, everyone had a better record than him that year.

Since taking over the Thrown, Robert Baratheon is 13-13 (Scuba 18-8) He hasn't made it past the 2nd round. You'd think there would be an increase of wins now that he's king.... NOPE. He finished 7-6 last year. Here's a behind the back Kobe Stewert Scott Stat for ya.... Watts has never won more than 7 games in a season. ::shakes head:: TERRIBLE

The Game of the Week is brought to you by... Scottie's TV show club! From the guy that brought you all Arrested Development, and currently Breaking Bad, here's another TV show to check out: The Wire. A slower pace drama about the drug scene in West Baltimore. Some of you may have already tried to watch it, but stick with it, it doesn't dissapoint. Think of it as reading a book. The writing is amazing. I liked it better than 6 Feet Under. I'm currently on my 4th time around watching the entire series (5 seasons) It's that good. I can't watch anything else.