2012

Apple gods!

Apple gods!

Help! I saved some money to buy an over-priced Laptop! But I don't know which one to get!

Which one is better?? Macbook Pro or Macbook Air???

With Apple's Back 2 School special going on, many college students are wondering the same thing. Welp, to really find out which one is better, let's take a look at the Week 1 match-up, Scottie vs Robbie

These two brothers have been competing against each other since the Tom Allan's Basketball Academy days (Nice Job Robby!)

Or when it was Shooter McGavin's Tar Heels vs Driver's Blue Devils in downstairs college basketball.

Or Batman vs Gladiator in “The Duel” when they were playing with their action figures

or the Book Game during church.

or Quarterback Challenge during Christmas time

or the 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 game downstairs on the Fisher Price hoop

or Beach Baseball between the Moultan house and Scott Chandler's house

or Wild Wild West...

ok, you get the point. Actually, you probably have no idea what any of those games are.

Ron’s Pro is just like his starting line-up. His 3 wr’s of Andre Johnson, Dwayne, Bowe, and Dez Bryant give him the Strength, Lightness, and Beauty all Seamlessly integrated together. That 3.1 Turbo Boost will have Chris Johnson racking up 20 ppg! And with plenty of ways to plug it in--- even Tony Romo will have a difficult time deciding where to put it.

Scottie’s Air suits him very well. It’s a Mighty fierce delicate arm candy of a machine. Unbelievably Thin and Light. Yet Diamond Hard. A vigorous aluminum body makes it suave durable, and ready for anything. Same mass, more Burly muscle. With the intuitiveness of Matt Ryan, and with faster flash storage of Megatron, it’s the Ultimate everyday notebook.

The Myth vs The Legend. Scott has an 8-3-1 record against Rib (We all remember that epic tie in 2003) Actually, they’re so N*sync right now, I wouldn't be surprised if they tied again... for real this time.

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God fucking dammit, I knew I shouldn't have rung him up. should’ve just went in the back and dicked around on retail me for the last 10 minutes of my shift. god dammit

Slicin’ Drives vs Forry Mango

For the first time since 2004 there is only one Losers game. What’s a Losers game? It’s the match-up between two 0-1 teams. The Loser of this game can very well be in dead last going into week 3. So everybody put your controllers down, jump in Ryan’s car, and let’s drive down Plum Grove towards Nerge and go to 7-11. We are all going to need some Big Gulps!

Gulp...

You do NOT want to deal with that kind of pressure. That’s like, taking a paid Zuehlke at work, and then crapping all over your apron string, and now you have to go check on your tables in 2 minutes. Even though, yes, you can just throw it out and then tell your manager that you spilled food on it so he gives you a new one. (why are you taking a shit with your apron on? I have no fucking clue) But, sometimes it doesn’t work out that way. True, back in 2009, watts lost his first 4 games, but then made the playoffs with a 6-7 record and finished in 4th. And yes, in 2010, Ryan lost his first 6 games and made the playoffs with a 6-7 record. But since ’04, 67% of teams that lost their first two games, did not make the playoffs.

Before the season starts you pray to the Fucking Fantasy Gods that you don’t start 0-2.

Fantasy Football is only worth playing if you are winning. If you aren’t winning it isn’t fun,

In fact, your life starts to become more miserable. I’m sure watts has read about this in Nursing school. People that start their Fantasy Football season 0-2 are more likely to become sluggish and have less energy during the day. Masterbation goes down for sure. You can try looking at porn, but nothing worth gettin’ your peepee diamond hard. Hehe, I said peepee ;P You even try to click on randomnsfw on reddit for about an hour till the only thing that turns you on is amazonsdefeated. (FYI It’s not worth viewing. Trust me. It’s like naked chicks stabbing each other. And there’s blood. Fucking weird. Don’t ask. What! It was FOR SCIENCE!!!!!)

Going into work on Monday is the worst. Everybody’s talking about their Fantasy Football team. One guy is talking about how much points his QB scored. Another guy brags to everyone because he took a chance on starting some scrub RB and he ended up with 4 TD’s. Another guy whips out his penis and starts stroking it, and then goes on about how all three of his WR’s were in double digits. And they are all jerking each other off.... and you can’t even join the conversation. You just turn to some random closet and stare into nothingness. That’s all you can do. You just have to watch the circle jerk from afar. Afar??? Isn’t that the name of that bad guy from Aladdin?? Afar..... is that his name? No, wait... it’s Jafar. nevermind. Anyway, (and yes, I just googled that) anyway, if you tell them your record is 0-2, they’ll just make fun of you and tell you how much your team sucks dick. And not just any dick. A dick with a condom on it. And not just any condom. A pink condom. And not just any pink condom. A pink condom from a “take one” bin at college. And not just any college... Eastern Illinois.

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JonBar vs Ninja-Turtle Robbies

Jon is Tiger Woods.... of the WeekendInGalena.com Fantasy Football League! Since 2003, he has dominated this league like no other. 3 championship rings (most in league history) A 2nd place finish under his belt, as well as a 3rd place finish.

Zuehlke on the other hand has a 4 year STREAK of missing the playoffs. Welcome to iPic... this team is a Shit Show.

‘08 he finished 5-8

‘09 he finished 4-9 and ended the season with an 8 game losing STREAK

‘10 he finished 5-8

‘11 he started the season with a 10 game losing STREAK, and finished 1-12

Now wait, hold on, he did win a ring back in 2003 and also took 2nd in 06. Which is better than half this league. Jon has a 6 game winning STREAK against Zuehlke. Gulp. And to make matters worse... Zuehlke has a 6 game losing STREAK against Jon. Woah. Double Gulp! Lifetime Jon owns a 10-2 record against him (Jon also has a 7 game winning STREAK against Andy)

Here’s some other STREAKS that are happening:

Steve has an 8 game winning STREAK against Zuehlke.

Ryan had a 10 game winning STREAK against Zuehlke from ‘04-’09.

oh gawd, look at all these STREAKS! It looks like Brad’s tighty whities when he was little. Teehee.

Both teams are Diamond hard. Jon scored 131 points last week. Trent Richardson and Eli are so hot right now. Hey...DAE think Eli looks like Robbie?? I think so a little bit. He def has that “little brother” look going on. Hehe. Anyway, if Stevie Johnson, Witten and Welker go off, and you don’t score over a 100 points, then forget about it. You are not going to win against Jon. Plus, he has the Bears D this weekend against STL. Bears Baby!!!

Boy, what a difference 4 years makes.... everything is going right for Zuehlke.

He has a 2 game STREAK of scoring over 100 points! With RG3 (the 3 stands for 30 points cause that’s pretty much what he’ll score on you) A solid 1-2 punch with Rice and Gore, and a solid WR line-up (Marshall baby!!) this game has potential Playoff match-up written all over it. This is the best team we’ve seen of Zuehlke since 2007 (the last time he was in the playoffs)

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Jonbar vs Brad’s Tantrum

If Jon is the Tiger Woods of the WeekendInGalena.com Fantasy Football league, then Steve is... well, Happy Gilmore. The Asian vs The Jew. Jon has 3 rings, Scuba has 2. (they are the only ones that have more than 1 ring and only half the league can say they have 1) Scuba is the only one to ever win back 2 back titles. Only 2 times since 2003, Scuba has NOT made it past the 1st round of the playoffs. That’s right, 2 times. He missed the playoffs in ‘07 and lost in the first round last year. I mean, that’s unreal. To have a franchise be so consistent like that. I mean, is anybody else gonna join this circle jerk with me?? Not gonna lie.... it’s kinda weird just jerking off all alone. Anyone else coming?

Here's a Stewart Scott stat for ya: Matt is the only one who has never made it past the first round (02-05) Pat has made it past the first round every year since he started playing... way back in 2011. Actually, everyone else in the entire league history has either a first or second place trophy (or both) Matt and Pat are the only ones who don't (Pat has a 3rd place. Not bad for his first year)

This is the biggest rivalry in Fantasy Football. From 2004-2007 they ruled the league. That’s like a decade in real life sports. You can say they were the Larry Bird and Magic Johnson in the 80’s. Or more like Jeremy Lin vs idk... Jordan Farmar?? ... I think Amare Stoudamire is jewish... anyway.

They’ve met in the playoffs in 4 times:

'04 Jon beat Steve in the 2nd round.

'05 Steve beat Jon in the finals.

'08 Jon beat Steve to take 3rd place.

'11 Jon beat Steve in the first round.

They are destined to meet in the finals again. Can you imagine if that happened?

It would be the most watched event in history! The Merchandise alone would make retailers a fortune. Remember the stuff people were selling during 2004-2007??

I still have those McDonald’s cups they handed out during that time. I'm sure there's a dozen stacked up in my kitchen cabinet. Mostly the Tiki Barber wearing his I Always Lose jersey. I still have a Marvin Harrison action figure somewhere in my bedroom closet. And I remember getting an Old Balls helmet for X-mas that one year. I still wear the Angry Pirates back 2 back t-shirt that I bought at Sports Authority the next day after Steve won it - well, I mostly just use it to work out, but you know that one red shirt with that angry looking pirate on the front, and he's saying, "2 fer 2!" cause Steve made the finals two years in a row and the pirate is holding his wiener out and looks like he shot this girl in both eyes with like, white-out or something. And then there’s another quote of him saying, “I don’t blast in no bitches mouth! Naha!” ... I never really got that part... I don’t even know what that means or what that white-out is, or whatever... but, oh well.

Lifetime Jon owns a 9-6 record against Scuba. Scuba denied him of what could have been his 4th ring. Will Jon ever get his revenge? This epic battle of Ichiro Suzuki vs Sandy Koufax continues...

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I luv da map de_dust vs Brad’s Tantrum

Here we go guise! It’s week 5 in Fantasy Football. The time of year when luck may get you some points, but it takes skill to keep winning. And if your back’s against the wall, this is the time of the year when you need to win. By now you should preTTy much know your team. Who’s performing and who’s not. You should know the color of their jock straps. You should be there in the showers with them. Know what kind of conditioner they like to use. Know how long they spend creeping girls or watching porn. If players aren’t performing, it’s time to move on. You may need to start looking for a better TE. Do you have any #1 WR’s?? Are you being smart about using your waivers? Maybe you need to start thinking about trading...

This week, teams are getting hit with Byes. For some, most of their starters are not playing. Pat and Scuba... well, they’re at full strength. Even their bench is at full strength! Lifetime Pat is 0-1 against Steve. Last week Pat squeaked by Zuehlke with a 1.22 point victory. His squeakiness helped in week 2 when he only scored 83 points and still beat Forry. If Pat had been squeaky against Scott in week 3 he could be 4-0 right now.

But that is what the Watts’ do in FF. They’re squeakers. Pat’s brother is even squeakier than him. In the last 2 weeks, watts has won by a total of 4.32 points!! Just squeakin’ by, squeak squeak squeak. They got their fingers stretching the ass cheeks apart, wiping their asses all over this Fantasy League, leaving streak marks everywhere... kinda like the ones Brad and Scott left on Robbie’s pillow during the gold coin game. Teehee

If you want to be squeaky against Scuba, don’t try bringing that shit. He deals with that everyday. Jon put up 129 against him last week, and that still wasn’t enough to beat him! It’s #1 vs #2 this week folks! Who wants to claim First Place???

The Game of the Week is brought to you by.... The Ultimate Squeak-achu’s!! Speaking of Squeaking, Here is the list of the top 5 closest games in League History:

2011

Dave - 92.08

Zuehlke - 91.84

point difference - 0.24

2007

Watts - 74.12

Forry - 73.98

point difference - 0.14

2007

Ryan - 86.41

Andy - 86.31

point difference - 0.10

2009

Forry - 82.96

Watts - 82.91

point difference - 0.05

2005

Matt - 100.63

Steve - 100.58

point difference - 0.05

2003

Scott - 0.00

Rob - 0.00

point difference - 0.00

Teehee teehe hehehehe tee hee

I luv da map de_dust vs Slicin’ Drives

Pat was having a shitty day. Gears of War 3 kept him up all night and made him late to work. It had been busy all week and today was crunch time. Pat was already behind. He had a late lunch break, which he worked through, and wasn’t able to eat much. Can this day get any worse?? He received a text from his brother saying, “There’s a surprise for you at home” It was the first time he smiled all day. He remembered that Watts’ japanese girlfriend Natsu was coming to visit soon, and he was guessing that some Yakisoba Noodles had arrived in the mail. His round tummy was full of warmth at the thought of those flavorful steamy hot goodness that he once tasted years ago. When he finally got home and opened the door, it wasn’t the sweet spiciness of the Yakisoba that he smelled... it was poo. Well, more like dog shit. He followed the sent upstairs and when he looked down the hallway, there, on the floor, in front of his bedroom door, was Charlie (his gf’s dog) barking up a storm, and dog shit. Everywhere. And not just dog shit that you see on hiking trails, or in front of your apt... Charlie had taken the largest, liquefied diarrhea a dog of any size had ever made.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

His brother (hiding under his bed with his bedroom door locked) could only hear screaming, yelling, gagging, cursing, stomping, banging, gagging, and barking. Oh, and Charlie barking as well. The Great goblin himself. The Troll master.... had never been so scared in his entire life.

This is how the Watts’ brothers play jokes on each other. They aren’t playing some silly gold coin game and wiping asses on each others pillows.... no, they aren’t the MoultAn’s. Did you know that Watts locked Pat’s team from making any changes whatsoever?? No? You didn’t see that?? Oh yeah, it’s right there on the front page of the League Overview. I mean, is that even allowed?? Can a commish just do something like that??? For no apparent reason? I’m sure Pat was pissing him off in some way but... anyway.

Pat is 1-0 lifetime against his brother. Last year was Pat’s first year, and he took 3rd place. Watts came in 2nd place his second year & 3rd place his fifth year. This is his 10th year playing. If they played a best a 7 series at the beginning of the season, we wouldn’t need this Week 6 game. Pat would have won 4 games to 1 already. With Pat averaging 100 ppg and Watts averaging just 82, who’s going to squeak by who?

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Brad’s Tantrum vs Air Scottie

This is the Butt-crack of the season guise. We’re halfway there. Every game counts. To use your waivers, or not to use your waivers? How many people do you have on a bye?? Should you propose a trade, only to hear the other person laugh at it??? Now is the Time of the season when skill comes into play. Some of you have waited 1/3 of your Life to reach the top of this Fantasy Football mountain. This is the week we will see who might summit, and, who’s sliding towards that dark, harry, sweaty, dingleberry infested abyss of the butt-crack.

This week the Pubic Patch kids are battling it out. A win for Scuba can secure a spot in the top third of the league for maybe the rest of the season. A win for Scottspot_ could possibly land him with a #5 slot. A loss... well, he could be sliding into that dark black crevasse of that butt-crack I was talking about earlier. And I don’t think he wants that to happen. That just doesn’t seem like something Scott would be interested in....

LIfetime, Scott has a winning record against everyone in this league... except for two guys: Brad, who has a 4-2 record against him and Scuba with a 11-6 record. 17 times these two Muffballs have played each other. And with Scuba winning 3 out of the last 4, no doubt this will be another exciting game to this rivalry.

Other notable lifetime stats:

Dave is beating Jon 11-9

Watts is beating Robb 11-5

Ryan is beating Zuehlke 11-3

Jon is 11-2 against Zuehlke & also Andy

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Hmph, I kinda wanted that to be like the opening music for Monday Night Football, but now it looks more the lyrics for that “Da Da Da” song by Trio....

Forry Mango vs Ninja-Turtle Robbies

When I look at the standings for week 11, I see 3 battles going on. There’s so many important games! I wish I had picture-in-picture so I can see them all at once! Hey, whatever happened to that? Can you still do that? Remember when that was cool?? First, I see a battle for 1st place. Three teams share the same record and Jon and Brad are creeping up very hard (kinda like when you creep on Candyce Paraggua's FB page) Since everyone paid to join the league this year... wait a minute, everyone paid right??? Did Brad pay? I knew he was having trouble, “Rob, this password doesn’t work, this password doesn’t work, Rob, this password doesn’t work” Let me check... no, ok. He paid. ... First place gets some winnings this year guise! Now yes, I know that being ranked #1 is a curse because since 2005, only two #1’s have made it past the first round... but hey, at least you’ll get some money for it! And it looks like Steve will fall to Andy, so a win by Zuehlke will make him #1.

Another battle is happening towards the bottom of the standings. The battle for that last remaining playoff spot. Who's in? Who's out?? Heck, Robbie can still make the playoffs if everything goes his way. It's all about being comfortable and getting that * next to your name. You want to be comfortable like Ryan’s comfy chair next to the fireplace at his old house. Gawd, I feel like I was never able to sit on it. There was always somebody else using it ... wtf. Fantasy Football is all about the Game within the Game. It takes skill to be able to compete during the Playoffs. Picking up the right guy off waivers, starting the right players, having a deep deep bench. Yes, you can get lucky. It happens. You could be like Euge and draft Drew Brees and Marice Drews-Brees on your team and they can score like over 30 pts every game. Did you know - Euge averaged 115 points per game in the playoffs? Remember, he barely made it into the playoffs with a #8 seed (5-8) So yes, anything is possible. But if you aren’t in the playoffs, you have no shot at winning any money at all.

That final battle I see going on is Zuehlke vs Ryan. Going into tonights game, Ryan is down by 8 points. And it just so happens that tonights game is da Bears vs 49ers! And to make things more interesting, Ryan has Devin Hester and San Fran Defense, Zuehlke has Brandon Marshall and Frank Gore. If things go the right way, Ryan can pull the upset. I’m predicting that the niners will shut down Marshall cause there’s no Jay Cutler. Bears have the right defense to slow the game down and maybe give Gore one of those 6.6 point games. San Fran could have it’s way with the Bears offense, so they could put up around 12. Devin Hester has to have a huge game in order for Ryan to come out of the closet with a victory. He needs to pound SanFran hard. Like when Watts wrestled Robbie in front of Zuehlke’s casa, and he pounded him to the ground till he tapped out. Or, like when Watts knocked Brad on the foyer floor during those WWF Pay-per-view nights and pounded his heel into his chest cavity. OR, like when Watts pounded Scott in the- ...... uhhhmm.. well, nevermind. It will certainly be a fun game for everyone to watch Tonight! Ryan is 11-3 Lifetime against Zuehlke. From 04-09 ry had a 10 game winning streak. Let’s see if he can start that hot streak over again.

The Game of the Week is brought to you by.... Congrats to former champion Euge!! He proposed to his gf this past weekend :) He now joins an elite club. Hmmm, here's a Stuart Scott Stat for ya: each person in that elite club, which is basically everyone that has proposed, also has a Fantasy Football ring. Damn, if that’s what it takes for me to win mine, shoot, this might be a risk I’m willing to take. teehee Go BEARS!!!

Well, here we go guise, the last game of the season! 4 teams battling for 1st place, and 4 teams battling for the last playoff spot. It's the closest finale we've seen since, well... I don't know. Yahoo won't let me go back and see any of that.

“All the pieces matter” - Lester Freamon (The Wire)

Ok, none of you guys know that quote cause I don't think any of you watch the show, even though I've told you all it's one of the best shows, but whatever, I'm done pitching it... anywayyyyyy. So, each game this week, well... matters. They all are significant in their tiny little ballsack way. The Gamessss of the Week are....

Kobe vs D-rose
Both are 8-8 Lifetime. If Jon wins, he wins it all. Scott wins, he needs to score high... like, really high. Like 140 points high. Like, LOLCANO high. Like “watts setting off the fire alarm with the fog machine at Forry's old apt by UIC”... high.

Ninja-Turtle Robbies vs the real Ninja-Turtle Robbie
House Rib. Glory before cowardice, also, hoes before bros. Robbie has the highest point total the past two weeks. Winning FF games and raw dawging bitches, that's the Rib way. Week 11 he scored 133. When you score that high, you get that weird boner where your balls go into your shaft. What's the highest point total this year?? 145.72 by Scuba. What's the highest point total ever?? Welp, here's a Stuart Scott Stat for ya:

05 - Dave scored 178.69
04 - Ryan scored 181.12
06 - Dave scored 190.63

Zuehlke had the Toyota Biggest Blowout award last week, beating Dave by 60 points. What's the Biggest blowout in league history?? Here's some more Stuart Scott Stats:

09 Forry defeated Dave 159.26 - 60.21 (99.05)
09 Euge defeated Dave 152.57 - 49.94 (102.63)
04 Scottie defeated Watts 159.13 - 33.13 (126) teehee hehehe

Zuehlke has no easy matchup against this real life Pocket Hero. Just remember, cheek shots are more satisfying then creampies.

The Minnesota Miracle Men
Scuba has a losing Lifetime records against 2 people. Jon and ... you guessed it, Dave. Okay, maybe you didn't guess. Anyway, if Scuba wins, he has a shot at 1st place. Only if Zuehlke and Jon lose, or if Scott wins but scores low. Dave is 9-6 Lifetime against Scuba. If Dave wins, he ends his 4 game winning streak and finishes the season on a High note. A “Ryan yelling at watts in his Mariah Cary voice” High note.. or, if he loses, he finishes dead last and gets 1st pick next year. Hmmm... I know what a MoultAn would do in this situation ;)


Forry - what theeee, wtf vs Good Guy Pat
Pat is 3-1 Lifetime against Forry. Last year Pat was ranked 1st, but lost in the second round of the playoffs by Forry. If Pat wins, he's in the playoffs, if Forry loses, he has a shot at the first pick of the draft... I know what a MoultAn would do in this situation ;)

Paul Bearer vs The Raptor
Brad, the middle man, is in the playoffs already. He is 6-3 Lifetime against Andy. Earlier this week, watts told Brad that if he beats Andy he would buy him dinner at Teddy's, give him some of Pat's beer, give him an “apple me” reward or something (which I'm guessing is either some discount at work, or a bag of apples which technically means he has some way of smoking weed for the next couple weeks) Also I think there was also some talk of a OTPHJ. I think if Brad beats Andy, watts should bleach his hair Eminem Blonde again. Scabbed scalp and all. But that's just me... watts really wants to win guise.

Yoshi vs Ness
The original apple fegs. We all witnessed history when Cam scored 37 last week and helped watts defeat Andy. For watts to remain in the playoffs he must win again. If Ryan loses, he could miss the playoffs if Pat and Andy win. watts is 9-4 Lifetime vs Ryan. I don't want to put Pressure on watts, but, not winning a title during reign as Commish?? How can that happen?? I mean, isn't everything in watts' favor? Steve won 2 titles back to back. Will watts ever win his?? Will he be commish the rest of the time we play Fantasy Football? Let's face it, not everyone in the league wants to see watts as commish. There are some out there that would prefer Ryan, or someone else. Hey, it's a fact, I don't make up these stats. So the Pressure is on. He must win. If there's a time to turn onyx, now is the time. No wonder why he wants to win so bad. He'll do just about anything. I wouldn't be surprised if he proposed to Natsu this weekend!

This is it guise. This is what you drafted these players for. The last game. The season is on the line. All the work that went into dropping and adding players, every decision. This is your starting lineup. Will it be enough?? Good luck guise. And Godspeed.

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