Soi6 vs Good Moulton Genes
It's brother vs brother week!
Wow look at these matchups. We have the Moulton's going at it, Watts and Pat are playing against each other too! And look, even the Forry's are going against.... oh wait.
No, never mind they played each other last week.
Darn that would have been a really cool stat if they played this week.
Great, now who’s going to be the Game of the Week…
Scotty Squatty Potty took a massive Nessie last week in the form of Kareem Hunt 40 burger.
4Es Vape Shop must have some real nice vapes, he's now got Cutler and Jeffery on the same team again. Oh yeah, someone’s been smoking.
Watts vs Watts
I mean, Pat vs Watts
I mean, Pat vs Chris.. what who’s Chris? Chris who? Oh you mean Zuehlke?
No hes’ playing Dave this week.
The last 13 years, Zuehlke has ZERO rings.. but he won the year before that.
Tee hee hey that’s a good stat, maybe this should be gotw.
No, cause if it’s not going to be a brother matchup then I’d have to give it to...
Ryan vs Jon
Ryan hasn’t made the playoffs for the last 3 years.
His last championship was all the way back in ’09 when kelly’s cat defeated Epic Failures.
Jon hasn’t made the playoffs the last 4 years.
Lots of pressure on Jonny to win a 4th ring. He’s currently the only one to have 3 rings.
A win will instantly guarantee him a 1st ever entry into the WIG FF Hall of Fame.
Buuuuut, if the gotw is based on pressure, then it’s gotta be Kobucha Warriors vs The Walking Dez
Both 0-1
The walking Dez has entered his 3rd year in the league, and has not beaten Scuba yet. And he’s not made the playoffs yet either.
Eric is choking harder than his Custom Image Team Logo…
oh, is that why you have it?
Cause that’ll make sense.
Best Draft
Winner!
Kombucha Warriors
"A+" Draft Grade
Toyota Hall of Fame
Better Than Winning
Nominate Yourself
But, do Grades matter???
Okay, The Game of the Week is….
Soi6 vs Good Moulton Genes
It has to be. Pat is on a 5 gaming losing streak to his bother (last time he beat him was in 2011 Glip)
Pat’s got McCaffrey. Now THAT’S a white dick ryan WON'T be sucking this year. He's going to get his points hard week.
M thomas what the fk you doing mate?
1st pick taken by Watts in the draft.
Maybe Yahoo is right, if the Grade was based on everyone’s first pick then yeah, Watts would have the worst draft Glop Glip
Yahoo gave Soi6 a "D" Draft Grade
Butt.. butt do Grades matter???
We’ll find out Week 5 when Soi6 plays Kombucha Warriors for the Game of the Week ;)
The Game of the Week this week is brought to you by…
With the announcement of the iPhone X and the highly anticipated Face ID feature, cums a new more secure way to unlock your phone.. with Dick ID.
Here’s how Dick ID works: Front-facing cameras and sensors map your dick to determine if you are actually the owner of the phone. The tech learns more about your dick each time it is used. So for example, it will recognize you even if you are erect or if you’ve done some maintenance. It will even work if you have left over Santorum from an Angry Pirate “Gracias!!”
It will also work in the dark. So if you don’t feel comfortable ladling your dick out in public, you can simply stuff your phone into your pants. To unlock, simply show your dick, then swipe left on the screen with your dick, and boom, you are in your phone. Swipe your dick to the right and access all your favorite apps in one place.
Swipe and rub your dick up and down the screen repeatedly for a few minutes, and… well, there’s no feature for that yet. But me thinks some sick developers will cum up with something.*
Dick ID… Unlock with your Cock.
*AppleCare will only fix a splooged screen twice for $49.99.
Wow look at these matchups. We have the Moulton's going at it, Watts and Pat are playing against each other too! And look, even the Forry's are going against.... oh wait.
No, never mind they played each other last week.
Darn that would have been a really cool stat if they played this week.
Great, now who’s going to be the Game of the Week…
Scotty Squatty Potty took a massive Nessie last week in the form of Kareem Hunt 40 burger.
4Es Vape Shop must have some real nice vapes, he's now got Cutler and Jeffery on the same team again. Oh yeah, someone’s been smoking.
Watts vs Watts
I mean, Pat vs Watts
I mean, Pat vs Chris.. what who’s Chris? Chris who? Oh you mean Zuehlke?
No hes’ playing Dave this week.
The last 13 years, Zuehlke has ZERO rings.. but he won the year before that.
Tee hee hey that’s a good stat, maybe this should be gotw.
No, cause if it’s not going to be a brother matchup then I’d have to give it to...
Ryan vs Jon
Ryan hasn’t made the playoffs for the last 3 years.
His last championship was all the way back in ’09 when kelly’s cat defeated Epic Failures.
Jon hasn’t made the playoffs the last 4 years.
Lots of pressure on Jonny to win a 4th ring. He’s currently the only one to have 3 rings.
A win will instantly guarantee him a 1st ever entry into the WIG FF Hall of Fame.
Buuuuut, if the gotw is based on pressure, then it’s gotta be Kobucha Warriors vs The Walking Dez
Both 0-1
The walking Dez has entered his 3rd year in the league, and has not beaten Scuba yet. And he’s not made the playoffs yet either.
Eric is choking harder than his Custom Image Team Logo…
oh, is that why you have it?
Cause that’ll make sense.
Best Draft
Winner!
Kombucha Warriors
"A+" Draft Grade
Toyota Hall of Fame
Better Than Winning
Nominate Yourself
But, do Grades matter???
Okay, The Game of the Week is….
Soi6 vs Good Moulton Genes
It has to be. Pat is on a 5 gaming losing streak to his bother (last time he beat him was in 2011 Glip)
Pat’s got McCaffrey. Now THAT’S a white dick ryan WON'T be sucking this year. He's going to get his points hard week.
M thomas what the fk you doing mate?
1st pick taken by Watts in the draft.
Maybe Yahoo is right, if the Grade was based on everyone’s first pick then yeah, Watts would have the worst draft Glop Glip
Yahoo gave Soi6 a "D" Draft Grade
Butt.. butt do Grades matter???
We’ll find out Week 5 when Soi6 plays Kombucha Warriors for the Game of the Week ;)
The Game of the Week this week is brought to you by…
With the announcement of the iPhone X and the highly anticipated Face ID feature, cums a new more secure way to unlock your phone.. with Dick ID.
Here’s how Dick ID works: Front-facing cameras and sensors map your dick to determine if you are actually the owner of the phone. The tech learns more about your dick each time it is used. So for example, it will recognize you even if you are erect or if you’ve done some maintenance. It will even work if you have left over Santorum from an Angry Pirate “Gracias!!”
It will also work in the dark. So if you don’t feel comfortable ladling your dick out in public, you can simply stuff your phone into your pants. To unlock, simply show your dick, then swipe left on the screen with your dick, and boom, you are in your phone. Swipe your dick to the right and access all your favorite apps in one place.
Swipe and rub your dick up and down the screen repeatedly for a few minutes, and… well, there’s no feature for that yet. But me thinks some sick developers will cum up with something.*
Dick ID… Unlock with your Cock.
*AppleCare will only fix a splooged screen twice for $49.99.