2018

Good Moulton Genes vs The Hebrew Houdini Actually… it’s not. I really wanted to do the GOTW on this matchup. It’s a shame because Pat has never beaten Scuba. He joined 7 years ago and he’s 0 - 7 against him. That’s “Forry Cold Steak” territory right there. Speaking of a Forry cold streak, Eric is on a cold streak of his own. He’s 0 - 5 against his brother since he joined the league 3 years ago. Fitzmagic vs Trubiskuits & Gravy This league has had some of the Greatest Fantasy Football team names of all time. They’ve inspired thousands of league team names throughout the years. Kobe_is_a_Rapist was pretty clever in 2003. Wrong league, but right idea. There are the ones that make you go teehee (Fluffy Pink Bunnies, Shmickity Shmum) You’re always going to get those perverted owners (Catan 4peat Trip D’s, Long Duck Dongs, HomeWreckers) Some of the most witty and clever names came from this league (Daviators, Daviators, Daviators, Daviators, Daviators) 2004 started the girlfriend reference trend (Jessica Bushek, Nancy Nalepa, kelly’s cat) MarvinIsAPussy was one of the first to include a real players name. Then came The Neck Beards and Beats By Ray. And then some of the most hilarious and creative names we’ve seen in the league (Connor Barth, Neil Rackers) There were some doozies throughout the years, it’s hard to pick my favorite one (Brad’s Tantrum, The Tantrum Returns, Is… Is Beef Playing, Eggs new team) Las Vegas 16.5 TRUB: -110 -16.5 FITZ: -110 This is the hottest matchup in town. More bets are taking place this weekend than opening week of March Madness, The Kentucky Derby, and Adepticon 2018 combined! Bets are passing around faster than an ‘Okay Zuehlke’ card getting passed around. So guys, there’s this guy I know… well I don’t know him but my friend knows this guy. He’s really good at knowing these special fantasy football parlay side bets, and my friend who knows him said that he was betting on this particular parlay. I’m going to put a bet down. I would hope and encourage you to do the same. There’s sheets over by the sportsbook. It’s really easy. They got the Points Spread, Total and Money Line on there. On the back there’s all the WIG fantasy football parlay side bets. It really explains it on there. You don’t need anyone to help you. Grab a pencil and choose a parlay that has: McCaffery 20+ points Antonio Brown 20+ points Jordan Reed 15+ points Corey Clement 20+ points When you go up there just say “I want the over/under high/low parlay yo” … and that’s it. Pretty easy right? See? Isn’t sportsbook easy? So easy… This is the first time Eric has started 0-2 Jason brought Calvin Case (MHC) to the playoffs and Tebows on ice to the Championship. Will a Forry cold streak end this weekend?? The Game of the Week is brought to you by… FORE!!!!!!!!!!! We all know what that means. Walking around a golf course is a dangerous place. There are hundreds of golf related injures happening every year. Don’t be the next one. FORE-Strap The first ever Golf protection Chin Strap that protects the jaw line and cheek bones if you were hit by a golf ball. You can attach a helmet to protect the ears and skull area as well (sold separately) Now you can find your ball in that other fairway, or tell the guys behind you they can hack away. So Tee it high with FORE-Strap* * may cause a weirdly shaped sunburn on your face.